My Life Has Been Wasted As Me

So, when I was in middle school I wanted to be a skater, but my mom always said no. It was like those kids were sketchy or something, I don't know. Either way, the only close thing I had to being a skater were these sweet pair of checkered vans. I had them for like six years and they were rockin'. Most unfortunately, they fell apart beyond repair and I was forced to chuck them this summer. It was a horrid day.

Moving on! So the other day I spent like two hours at the D.I. buying and trying on clothes with these two really awesome girls whom I love, and I came to the most monumental realization of my entire life. As I tried on these light blue skinny-ish 80's jeans and wicked awesome checkered sweater, I came to realize that I COULD HAVE been a skater! Dude! I totally looked like one when I looked at myself in the mirror! I have wasted my whole life being me when I could've been a skater! It hit me like a ton of rocks! It was so intense I almost cried! Okay, it really wasn't that extreme, but still, it was pretty huge.

To prove to all y'alls that I could be, I shall post a picture.

See?! I totally could've been, right?!